champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We need to get me chipped asap
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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