he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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