i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
soo... how was my night?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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