at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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