Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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