You made me cry and you don't even care
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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