she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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