when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Operation Purity has been aborted
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
should my penis look like a turkey
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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