I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Randomize
