normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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