im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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