You're my little dorito
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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