kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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