Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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