Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
