Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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