We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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