Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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