Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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