I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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