I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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