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(949): View more from California

hell yes lets make some ravioli

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(214): View more from Texas

The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.

(320): View more from Minnesota

And your penis looks really nice too.

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(845): View more from New York

we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake

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