I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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