Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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