Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can u get pink eye on your cock?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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