i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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