By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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