He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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