Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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