Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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