For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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