If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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