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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have

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  None he's f-d

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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• (914): View more from New York

  is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

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• (916): View more from California

  Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.

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• (212): View more from New York

  No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.

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