That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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