Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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