I will die if light touches me.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
