Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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