oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Shame - the story of my life.
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