just come out here and I will go home with you...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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