i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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