What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
