fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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