Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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