Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
There's even glitter on my cock...
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