thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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