I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
third nipple confirmed
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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