Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Randomize
