We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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