I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Drunk walkin through police station. America
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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