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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Still dying that you shit outside
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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