I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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