And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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