I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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