I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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