Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
