That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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